Penetrated someone...so what?
Sex isn't what it's made out to be for me, unfortunately.
The most embarrassing thing about my sexcapade on Friday night was that my piston remained limp( probably a symptom of fatigue) after a couple of minutes of novelty-induced arousal.
Although I was still exhausted from lack of sleep today, I still headed to the gym at Orchard determined to work out, and work out alone.
The General Manager of the Club made me the most ridiculous sales pitch I've ever encountered in years: $8 a year membership to catch my attention and an inducement to listen on....only to tell me a minute later that I had to pay $2888 for a 'lifetime membership' thingy.
"So how did you guys work out the $8 a year?"
"It's for life..."
(Brain: you didn't answer my question shtttoooopiddd!)
Mouth:"Oh....So it's NOT $8 a year..."
[Insert blankness here]
".....I only go for short-term plans. (Too courteously:) Thank you...."
DUHHHHHH.
They must be facing an acute cash crunch. Anyway, they had just replaced the metal soap holders with classy triangular glass ones, only to see them disappear one at a time initially, then all at once later. Sigh...Singaporeans can be such cheap thieves.
Well, I visited Marche once again after a long spell of absence and spent $19.90(reflecting poorer times, but with a spirit of optimism about better ones).
Yes, I am back in my most familiar, yet still uncomfortable, state : solitude.
The most embarrassing thing about my sexcapade on Friday night was that my piston remained limp( probably a symptom of fatigue) after a couple of minutes of novelty-induced arousal.
Although I was still exhausted from lack of sleep today, I still headed to the gym at Orchard determined to work out, and work out alone.
The General Manager of the Club made me the most ridiculous sales pitch I've ever encountered in years: $8 a year membership to catch my attention and an inducement to listen on....only to tell me a minute later that I had to pay $2888 for a 'lifetime membership' thingy.
"So how did you guys work out the $8 a year?"
"It's for life..."
(Brain: you didn't answer my question shtttoooopiddd!)
Mouth:"Oh....So it's NOT $8 a year..."
[Insert blankness here]
".....I only go for short-term plans. (Too courteously:) Thank you...."
DUHHHHHH.
They must be facing an acute cash crunch. Anyway, they had just replaced the metal soap holders with classy triangular glass ones, only to see them disappear one at a time initially, then all at once later. Sigh...Singaporeans can be such cheap thieves.
Well, I visited Marche once again after a long spell of absence and spent $19.90(reflecting poorer times, but with a spirit of optimism about better ones).
Yes, I am back in my most familiar, yet still uncomfortable, state : solitude.
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